Dr. Death (My Neighbor) Goes Green... Well, Sorta...

Did you know that Jack Kevorkian is my neighbor? Isn't that grand?

He's really not that creepy... Actually, he's kind of, well, sad and lonely looking. One of these days, I'll make cookies and bring him some! He may or may not open his door, and even if he does, he'll probably only eat 1/3 of the cookie . (The man's got some strange eating habits and subsists on less than 500 calories per day - probably the reason he's so gaunt looking.)

Anywho, Dr. J recently decided to purchase the absurdly egg-shaped looking General Electric Motorcar. Granted, it doesn't do him much good becuase his license expired during his prison sentance and he refuses to renew it... But hey, it's better for him than a scooter, I suppose.

What was his reasoning behind the purchase? Care for the environment? Um, no.

According to the article, "It's not that he wants to save the human race, since he has little regard for the human race. Rather, Kevorkian says he doesn't need a gas guzzler since he doesn't stray far from his rundown apartment complex." (Personally, I don't think our complex is that bad... it's a hair shady, but not half as bad as some places I've lived...)

And, my favorite part, "'I'm not going to drive a damned gas powered car!' Kevorkian screams from his Barcalounger..."

Alright, so his motives aren't entirely green-centered, but I don't fault him for doing a little something.

Check out the article and video - they're a bit morbid, but interesting all the same. Let me know your thoughts.